Bad Heaven

This morning Sam and I were talking, and I happened to be singing "I've Been Everywhere, Man", like my dad always used to do. When I got to the part about the desert, Sam interrupted and said,
Sam: Whoa, you've been to the desert?
Me: Yes
Sam: On your mission?
Me: No, just out west here. The desert is awesome, we shoot guns, start fires...and cuss!
Sam: You'd better be kidding, if you cuss, you'll go to...bad heaven!
Me: What's bad heaven?
Sam: Well, it's not good heaven, like where Jesus lives. It's bad heaven.
Me: Oh.

Later on in the day he said if you broke the law or got earrings you'd go to bad heaven.